I was looking through my domain stats today, and I realized that, somehow (magic?), people are still ending up here (I will ignore the fact that one reader was referred from a post on a blog titled ‘fake bitches’).

So if you’re reading this, I apologize for not being interesting. I wish I had a good excuse, but I don’t – I’ve spent what might be considered a worrying amount of time this past month in the back rows of dark movie theaters, because if that’s where my ass is planted, the only things I have to concentrate on are the giant talking heads on the screen in front of me.

(Related – do not ask me how many times I saw ‘The Dark Knight’ or how much I loved ‘Pineapple Express’.)

The short, short reason for my lack of commitment is that I’m stressed. It’s stress I’ve brought on myself, but it’s still stress and I don’t like to talk about stress in public anymore. Stress stress stress.